No, you silly send it

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen

Why wouldnt you just shoot him

You dont understand

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”

The reason vampires go to hell and werewolves don’t is that vampires just suck the juice out and waste the rest. If I saw somebody lick all the sauce off some pasta and leave the bare noodles intact I’d condemn them to eternal damnation too.

And here I thought it was because all dogs go to heaven

Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee

i walk a lonely road

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

What is the objective?

Survive.