musky girl swag

you have to hold the tall tgirl in a princess carry. constantly. at all times.

if a girl is a pervert and shes cute and a little dorky you just have to flirt with her thats the rules

i will never not reblog this post.

bleh. blah. ough. bah. beh. bwah. awa. gogh. bwgeh

anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex

Feeling someone's bulge throb against my tongue would fix me probably

I wish people hated copyright as much as they hate ai.

legalize copyright infringement

to be clear this is a fully sincere political belief that I have. I am pro copyright infringement and in fact anti "asking for permission to make derivative art"

be a proud pervert and just send the dm otherwise nothing happens forever

yes this is a sign meant for You specifically, dear reader

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

If your princess is stomping her foot and hmphing a lot this could be a sign she is understimulated and needs more attention

touch her inappropriately

If your princess is stomping her foot and hmphing a lot this could be a sign she is understimulated and needs more attention

touch her inappropriately

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

we cannot be saying shit like "is funk a genre?" my fellow white babies. we simply cannot be

what in the

one time in a discord server someone asked me if “soul” was a fake genre spotify made up

this is so fucking bad for 40 notes in. fuck us all

every single person needs to stop coming on this post saying "OmG how WEIRD! how have they--" it's racism. stop pretending you don't know that this post is about antiblack racism and the way that it makes nonblack people (and, let's be real, this is tumblr — white people) ignore, discount, forget, disqualify, and belittle black art, black culture, and black excellence. stop pretending you don't know this. every single person who this post is about has seen a movie that uses a soul or funk song in its soundtrack, or an advertisement, or has heard one of the many extremely famous and beloved soul or funk songs that are played on the radio, or has heard people use the phrases and expressions which have entered the american lexicon, or been popularized, through the media of soul or funk music. what is being identified and pointed to here is the way that antiblack racism is expressed through people's failure to recognize, identify, legitimate, or "remember" black cultural contributions no matter how good they are or how ubiquitous they may become. this post is just as applicable, as well, to hip-hop and disco and ska and all the other black musical forms which most white people studiously ignore in every case where the culture has not already been stolen and sanitized and stripped of its black character on their behalf and for their enjoyment. it also is no coincidence that two of the genres which white people have had the hardest time replicating, bleaching, bottling, and selling — and which they are therefore obligated by their racism to ignore rather than to lay claim to as has so often been done with rock, disco, ska, and hip-hop — are "soul" and "funk," words that describe not just musical styles but also certain aesthetic styles and outlooks and personal qualities that are just as black in their origin as the music is. a person can have soul, people say, or be funky, but these too are words and ideas and concepts that originate from and refer to black culture. what i am pointing to is the staggering and willful blind spot that so many of my fellow honkies have for black people and black culture, art, and music. stop making it worse by pretending you think i'm talking about people who are wackily forgetful

beware, traveler: there is POWERFUL crackery at work in the notes. we must be cautious