soleil

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

one man’s phobia is another man’s kink

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

That's a fucking ladder

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

you cannot convince me illegal immigration is a real problem and I'm sick of pretending it is. yk when you were a kid and you got mad at your sibling for crossing an imaginary line that you drew in the car? that's what you're doing right now except you're actually killing people over it

I get how we need records of who's in the country for like census or tax purposes, yk boring logistical stuff. but you know what we could do with people who don't have the paperwork? send them to the courthouse to fill out their paperwork. boom problem solved and you didn't have to spend 80 thousand dollars detaining and deporting them

the only thing that needs to be done with undocumented folks is...document them...problem solved

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries