I‘d Rather Be In London

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

Fingering the plot hole

mutual to walk around museums with (mtwamw)

mutual to go to museum gift shops with (mtgtmgsw)

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

I think 90% of conspiracy theorists would be a lot happier if they just bit the bullet and got into creative writing

it's so fun in here you can make up all the aliens and funky-shaped planets you want without also inventing new ways to be antisemitic about it

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.