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im washing me and my clothes bitch

She drunk as fuck

Toot or Boot: a 2,000 year-old civilization made up of 1.7 billion people and over a hundred ethnicities

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

They are

ik ur not talking with an anime icon

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf