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YOU ARE THE REASON
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tannertan36
we're not kids anymore.
@theartofmadeline
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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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KIROKAZE
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@its-not-noah
love that he keeps doing this. genuinely my favorite fucking bit
he has had like ten “final movies” and everytime i get sad about it. and then he makes another one. fucking love this guy
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Quick fanart for the new game!!
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.
“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”
“What happens if you add 6+1?”
“SEVEN”
“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>
“IT’S THE SAME!!”
“OK, what’s 7-4?”
“Three?”
“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>
“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”
had to hop on the mlp humanization bandwagon before it’s too late 🙈🩷
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Hey everyone check out my Butterfree gijinka
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
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I mean, Josef Mеngеlе DID die here. Like, that’s something that happened. You know, the piece of shit Nаzі ““doctor”” who experimented on people? His bones are here. We’re using him as a practice skeleton for forensic medicine students at the University of São Paulo. I’m 100% serious.
For the record! We’re not fucking around with his bones just because. Technically, they should be given to his living relatives, but they really, REALLY don’t want him. Like, we’ve been asking them if we can mail him to them ever since he was identified in the 90s, and every time they’re like “hell no, fuck that guy” which is understandable but now we’re at this standstill in case a family member eventually does want him back, and we’re absolutely NOT burying a nаzі all nice and cozy in our soil if we can help it. So I guess it was decided that the best course of action was to fuck around with his bones. In the name of education.
Cant be considered a win since brazil gave him and thousands of other nazis sanctuary in the first place. Oh he died there? How did he get there ????
Well, gee! I have NO idea. You see, us third-worlders aren’t too smart! That’s why we need you, brave internet people who have never set a foot here, to teach us about our own history! I always thought that the Nazi ratlines into South America were organized by this Argentinian Nazi sympathizer millionaire who gave a fortune to the political campaign of the future dictator of Argentina in exchange for him to turn a blind eye to war criminals being smuggled into the continent, but I suppose I was wrong! Maybe our government just decided to give Nazis a warm welcome and cushy government science or engineering jobs and never try them for their crim-
*presses fingers to earpiece* What’s that? Operation? Paperclip? What are you talking ab- huh. I see! Turns out it was a different country that did that. Whaddaya know!
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imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened
Steven Universe designs for fun. Experimenting. Enjoy.🩷
@commodityproduction
I'm afraid it's hopeless
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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny
—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly
I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"
Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up
Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow
Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore
