who the fuck is lottie matthews?

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

the way it really is about to be dragon show summer….

Delusionally throwing yourself at your middle school girlfriend and missing every time because even though you refuse to believe it the love has never been enough summer. Sigma nonbinary dragon prophet summer. Bastardphobia summer unless they’re cool. Getting eviscerated by the blind hungry machine of war summer. Riverlands bulllshit summer. Jakey dies summer. Betraying and destroying yourself and everything you love for nothing summer. Evil advisor summer. Daddy issues mommy issues brother issues gender issues wig issues summer. Getting fucking rolled by a witch in a haunted house summer. And once again for the 21st summer in a row it’s a feast for crows summer. Fuck house bracken. What was I talking about

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes