gawkinggeek

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

sometimes pretty girls send you pictures of their boobs unprompted and it heals you a little bit rb to manifest pretty girls tits in your inbox

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

*taps mic* Rocky should've been on the tumblr sexyman poll instead of Grace. *leaves*

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Sometimes it's not "your fault" but it's still "your problem" because nobody else can fix it.