Applesauce

I think polyamory should be an mandatory toggle option in game settings, and you can't change my mind.

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

Damn, it sure is huh

"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.

was talking to an ex friend once about being disabled and was like “yeah, the government wants me dead” to which she responded “noooo dont say thatttt that’s not true :( “ and i just need people to fucking think critically before saying something they think will be comforting because what the fuck do you mean the government doesn’t want disabled people dead have you never fucking heard of EUGENICS

Ogtha the cockroach wife

the poop knife

reddit wasnt even where the backrooms copypasta came from

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

oh je bent in amsterdam geweest??? openluchtmuseum amsterdam????? nutella wiet wafel shop amsterdam?? bier voor 6 euro kutstad amsterdam nu weet je vast alles over de nederlandse cultuur ga vooral door