yami of the whoo

garrus vakarian’s most noticeable feature is that he’s shaped like a friend

Here’s the link to the clusterfuck of an article this is referring to.

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

birth dates after 2000 just feel…. wrong. cursed

excuse me i was born in 2001, what are you gonna do about it

i dont have to do anything my dude, u already have a curse on u

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

cryptid

every time i see a purple dragon i think of that angry “purble” dr post and i just

new rule @ self: reblog every time this thing ends up on your dash again

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

sorry but literally nothing will be funnier than john mulaney’s delta airlines sketch