How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’