not so much an armada as one REALLY BIG ship

I love when a whumpee isn't stoic but instead quiet. The pain, their anguish is so so so visible on their face, in their body language, and yet they make not a peep.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

That's because this is Silmarillion

it's so crazy how much worse u can make things by not leaving the bed or house or eating food

man if I gotta write bad fics, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to write this bad fic

Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.