I love my beloved

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

now we enter the testing phase

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

Halloween 2024.

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet