They Made Me Pick A Title

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

How was it?

You had two bee there

joining the war on joining wars

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

The unbearable smollness of bean

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

In 2012, the space shuttle Endeavor escaped its zoo enclosure and run amok through the streets of Los Angeles during a parade. Hundreds were injured and fourteen were killed, and unfortunately NASA had to put Endeavor down

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS