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does anyone know if it’s possible

moonrver

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ok good I was getting worried

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IF YOU ARE PROCRASTINATING GETTING YOUR WISDOM TEETH OUT

please listen to me. i was you. mine didn't hurt me and they told me I could wait, so I did. then i aged out of my dental insurance earlier than expected. now they hurt, bad, and I am navigating a myriad of health complications while also trying to get an appointment scheduled to get them out

get those things out of your head. as soon as you can. mine gave me an upper respiratory infection and strep throat* WITHIN A WEEK OF EACH OTHER

*by this i mean the lack of sleep caused by tooth pain has fucked up my immune system in a way I've never dealt with before. i am miserable and so ill AND my teeth hurt.

hubris is a killer

#what do I even tag this #self help #non zero chance I am also showing markers of liver failure as a result of this bullshit #yippee.

[This meeting could have been an email voice]: This romcom should have been a horror movie

cachyos-official

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

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currentlycryingaboutlancelot

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about

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duchessvongooseberg

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 2 days 23 hours

Living creatures like your pet don't count

#water bottle #i like my bottle :(

rubysapphrald

it’s so crazy how nixon had to resign after watergate and now every single month 1 million watergates happen and no one cares

#YEAH I didn't know what Watergate was for the longest time (personal flaw that I am working on: unaware of many things) and when I learned.#I texted everyone immediately asking “what do you MEAN it was just attempted election fraud?”

tomb-mold

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

#YOMI NO TSUGAI IS EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU ARAKAWA

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purplesaline

Melon collies

sahonithereadwolf

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

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you have to get this piercing!

Do you like it?

I have it!

Yes!

yes but I wouldn't get it

No

Wouldn't be worth it

Results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

#rook #one of the better options but would probably still get caught while rolling #also im not a huge body mod guy to begin with. bean soup

apolladay

Please only vote if you've been driving for over 2 years

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?

Never

Once

Twice

Three times

Four times

Five times

Six times

Seven times

Eight times or more

Voting ended onAug 19

the-real-seebs

it's really hard to be sure because i've been driving for >30 years, but i voted 4, since i think that's about right. i'm not entirely sure, though. it could be a little higher? but it's pretty rare!

things like "left turn at an intersection which does not allow left turns during a specific two-hour period", mostly. i don't think i've ever been dinged for speeding, because i don't speed by a large enough margin that they care.

#never in 6 years yippee #I drive like a coward though #ivf baby has been pulled over for speeding once in his 8 years of driving

furtherallthetime

mutuals whenever i like your post about being miserable please imagine me like this

softservewidow

lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady

A lot of you are like this actually.

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Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

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you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Voting ended onAug 19

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

#can't survive a stake to the heart #wasn't planning to

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