Comedy blog

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in