I'm just here to pass the time

this video is a red wine stain on the white carpet of my brain

bring out the pussy

*sound of a cart with squeaky wheels approaching*

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

Tumblr has been increasingly malevolent recently and we can no longer just blame the Twitter refugees. No, something deeper is afoot.

Sound on

Wearing this to my new job. Wish me luck 😁😊✌️

There is concrete under my foreskin.

keep circulating the screenshots

we slidin

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works