ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

unfriendly reminder that one of the tags they wiped out completely since the ban from App Store was the top surgery tag. yknow, a tag that is Very important for trans men and 9 times outta 10 doesn’t count as NSFW

can i order ass at mcdonalds

ass machine broke

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

*clears throat for 12 minutes*

george h.w. bitch