Human Disaster

"humans are all emotionally messed up because they all grew up without a Sother (the third parent humans don't have because of only two people are needed to make a pregnancy)" - aliens

honestly christianity really hit the jackpot with "jesus christ" rolling off the tongue as an expletive so well. the number one problem with fantasy settings is that whatever names you come up with to take in vain will never hit as well as "jesus christ"

my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.

[Transcript of tweet by @RegimeChangeInc on Dec. 11, 2020 at 3:54 PM: "If a person 'shoplifts' baby formula, it needs to be understood that if they don't, the baby dies. People say, 'What about food banks?!?' Lots of food banks haven't got baby formula. This country should not ever assume itself a moral entity. Not for the rest of time."]

Confused abt something? Try eating an orange #NoScurvy

oh I get why he bought the horse after fillming now

actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh

will report back later on how this goes!

guys. healing is awesome

thought perhaps this was going to be a post about going on a journey of self improvement.

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

I love "gender bending" characters but HATE HATE HATE designs where canon buff dudes are wispy little fairy ladies and canon tiny women are beefy ass male linebackers. If you're not in it for JACKED WOMEN and TWINKS then what's what's FUCKING point