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When I was in 5th grade a girl told me that “black boys couldn’t be pretty” it took me a long time to see something worthwhile in the mirror

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corviiids

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

aberrantemotion

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

k8rgrl

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

dandelionwhiner

TACTICAL AUTO-FORCEFEM 2x COMBO

cadaverkeys

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

cadaverkeys

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

cadaverkeys

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

krossan

jonbutter

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celoica

Me in the theatre watching the supposedly funny movie with the cgi sheep

snowluthor

The Sheep Detectives is fun because it's a mystery about sheep trying to solve the murder of their beloved shepherd while also learning about the concept of death and there is a lot of heavy discussion about death and what happens to us (both humans and animals) when we die and we see examples of both of these types of death and it rips your heart out and then puts it back together in the end and also one of the sheep is voiced by Patrick Stewart and he makes funny sounds when he sticks his tongue out

romanticgumchewer

imagine you are a sheep. Imagine you are the smartest sheep in the entire world and yet your understanding of the world is so small. Imagine you are the wisest sheep in the flock and you carry the memory of everyone who came before so everyone else can be happy. Imagine being a winter lamb and dying for your flock. Imagine you are a good shepherd so loved by his flock that your sheep would do anything, even defy who they are, in order to avenge you.

and then imagine you are a brett goldstein ram and you finally have a reason for bashing. Bet that felt so good.

teathattast

patterns-pets

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

sexy-necromancing-bird

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

foxgirlmindcrank

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

conspiracydeerist

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thisarenotarealblog

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

morganoperandi

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

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peacevine

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

peacevine

tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

anexperimentallife

Also applies to "AI" "artists" and "musicians."

avanti107

Maybe making excessive sequels and spinoffs should be left to fandoms.

nilim

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist.

panicblanket

well would you look at that

autisticexpression

One of the best posts

allthingswhumpyandangsty

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flipocrite

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

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