Crazy about a lot of things#7

character: NO

"I have been chasing the high of what you wrote for weeks now, but nothing is quite the same,

Because at the end of the Thrawn campaign (~9.5ABY), Luke gives her his father's lightsaber.

Which he treats as a normal coworker interaction / gentle encouragement to join his Jedi Academy.

This is, for the record, COMPLETELY INSANE behavior.

Sir. This woman VERY recently had an inescapable psychic kill command for you lodged in her skull courtesy of the Emperor. And your response to resolving this situation is apparently:

“Here, take my dead father’s laser sword.”

:)

Luke is operating on spiritually earnest farmboy logic here, but Mara — who is bad at emotions in general and especially bad at affection directed at herself — is nevertheless, like many women, dimly aware of this thing called BOUNDARIES and decides maybe she should not immediately go do Jedi training with the incredibly intense blond man handing her meaningful family heirlooms after one shared military campaign.

Now, the Doylist explanation for all of this is obviously that the EU authors in this era were barely coordinating.

But the Watsonian result is hysterical.

Because while the rest of the cast is dealing with assorted disasters with the Imperial Civil War and Dark Empire Trilogy, Mara quietly kriffs offscreen to pursue Jedi training.

Not with Master Skywalker.

No.

With Kyle Katarn.

And if you know the timeline, this is SO funny because circa 9.5–10ABY Kyle is basically an independent-study self-certified Jedi Master whose primary qualifications are:

surviving

owning a lightsaber

and aggressively tomb raiding Sith ruins

This is peak Jedi Knight era Kyle. His entire educational and life philosophy is basically, “I found this in a crypt and it probably won’t kill me.”

So Mara, in an effort to avoid one emotionally complicated Jedi, accidentally apprentices herself to another Jedi whose emotional range is approximately that of a very honorable brick.

And naturally this culminates in Mysteries of the Sith, where Kyle immediately gets too cocky poking around Sith artifacts on Dromund Kaas and falls to the dark side.

Which means poor Mara spends her gap year dragging THIS IDIOT back from corruption.

(Should this perhaps have given her an early warning sign about the Exar Kun situation brewing at Luke’s Academy in the Jedi Academy Trilogy? You would THINK.)

But WAIT. Because this is ALSO the year of Dark Empire, my very favorite and absolutely deranged year of the Legends timeline.

So imagine this from Mara’s perspective.

You flee the emotionally earnest not-quite-love-interest Jedi by going to study under another Jedi who immediately starts having Sith Artifact Problems.

And then somewhere in the middle of this nonsense you get the news bulletin:

“By the way, Luke Skywalker got yoinked away by some kind of inexplicable Force storm and has apparently resurfaced as the military commander of the Reborn Emperor’s Operation Shadow Hand.”

And Mara’s just standing there like:

“... the REBORN WHAT.”

So during the events of Mysteries of the Sith, Mara successfully drags Kyle back from the dark side through what is, functionally, the Power of Friendship.

Like yes there are Sith artifacts and Force visions and actual mechanics involved, but emotionally the plot is basically:

“Kyle, stop licking cursed tomb walls.”

“No.” *lick*

“Kyle PLEASE.”

And somehow it works.

So Mara presumably exits this experience going:

“Great. Wonderful. Fantastic. I have now personally managed one emotionally constipated Jedi man having Sith Problems. Time to go talk down or put down Skywalker.”

And she’s probably mentally preparing herself for the world’s worst intervention road trip.

Like:

“Apparently if I don’t supervise Jedi personally they start freebasing Sith artifacts within thirty business days.”

Except then she gets back and —

Oh.

Luke already came back with his sister's help.

Apparently it was a phase.

Wonderful.

Excellent.

I DON’T have to solve every problem myself.

But then the VERY NEXT YEAR, 11ABY, the New Republic looks at this man — this VERY RECENTLY RECOVERED FROM A SITH APPRENTICESHIP man — and decides:

“Yes. We should give him government support to found a religious boarding school for Force-sensitive children.”

Insane institutional decision-making.

And Luke, who has learned absolutely nothing about normal interpersonal pacing, immediately circles back around to:

“Hey Mara :)

“do you want to come train at my Jedi Academy :)”

SIR.

From her perspective you vanished into evil hyperspace weather, joined your dead fascist dad’s evil wizard cult, and got government funding to open a school less than a year later.

"Sabine said that your family were true Mandalorians, loyal only to.."

"You don't know what your talking about boy" (the way she says boy is so telling. She knows there is something different about the relationship bw Sabine and Ezra and she does not like it)

"I know that she was telling the truth about the Protectors before. Sabine and I fought Gar Saxon on Concord Dawn. He was proud he wiped them all out.

"Sabine, she fought Governor Saxon?"

"Yah she did. And she held her own" (YOU TELL HER EZRA)

Like he does not back down. He stands his ground and tells Ursa exactly how it went down.

He then almost goes against Mandalorian law/customs and almost jumps of a balcony to go help Sabine and she has to hold him back

Her face 😂 "are you kidding me"

Also Tristan's side eye

BUT

All of this earns Ursa's respect bc in Zero Hour she let's Sabine take fighters and ships to go help

"Bridger and his friends restored my daughter to me and that's a debt worth repaying"

Then, in Heroes of Mandalore, after the speeder explodes, she checks on him first.

"Are you ok?"

"Better than the bike"

Sabine Week 2025 Day 3: Yellow

For Mandalorians, yellow represents remembrance. Yellow is also the Wren Clan’s most prominent colour used in their armour and art. I imagine for Sabine it’s the colour she will always associate with her mother especially.

@sabineweek

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