MARIE-PIER

Wendell has OCD and Emily has Autism. They serve cunt. They both have emotional-support animals. They kill people. They’re both absurdly unreliable narrators in completely different ways. They steal library books. Never before in the history of literature has such a fantastic couple graced the page.

first base is following them to a remote scandinavian island. second base is redecorating their entire house against their will. third base is getting hit with an axe. fourth base is proposing marriage.

im gonna be real if i half jokingly proposed to a girl and she took it really seriously and said "i don't know i have to think about it" then the next morning immediately got up chopped off her ring finger and let another hot fairy king out of an evil tree i would probably need to be committed

was it platonic when I picked out all the chocolate chips from the chocolate chip cookie for you because a sugar cookie is just not the same thing?

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

Please take your vitamin D

Thanks for the book recommendation but I am actually reading all texts chronologically and geographically by region. Currently on 4th century BC in western China. No, no, not an intimidating undertaking. Very interesting stuff. Lots of in-fighting in the royal family. Many princes to keep up with. I’m sure I’ll eventually get around to the Americas and read my way to that Colleen Hoover book you suggested.

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.