> lesbian jedi

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

Din: I'm unconscious on a swamp planet, poisoned by a sewage dragon, and you can't come to rescue me because it would be too homoerotic for Disney Luke: Sounds like we're fucked. So, we might as well fuck

you ever think about what obi wan and that diner alien had going on

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.