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Guards! Fuck each other witless against the floor. Her royal highness requires references for her yaoi drawings of the knights of the round table fandom

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

ilya playing the sims. ilya voice look shane i locked hayden pike in basement

hollanov headcanon for today: ilya suggests watching a horror movie one night to shane with the image in his mind being that of him protecting shane during all the scary parts. ends up happening the complete opposite way with ilya being scared out of his damn mind, hiding his face in shane's chest, his neck, anywhere he possibly can. he makes shane enter the bedroom first and flip all the lights on and doesn't go inside himself until he's been told the cost is clear. and he only falls asleep once shane has gathered him up tightly in his arms with an eye roll but reassurance that he'll always keep ilya safe.

ilya trying to show david hollander a meme on his phone, david having to physically take the phone to hold it 2 feet from his face looking at it over his glasses, staring at it for 15 solid seconds reading it aloud under his breath, and then politely asking ilya “you know this person?”

shane hollander loves an official invite even to his husband that he lives with - ilya are you free 8 to 12 on saturday i want to go to the farmers market let me know we don’t have to stay there for 4 hours it will be fun and yes dogs are allowed - and ilya walks over to shane, “shane what is this” “im asking if you’re free what’s wrong” “why didn’t you just ask me we live together now” “i know i just wanted it to be official what’s wrong with it” “nothing yes im free let’s go to boring farmers market” “it’s not boring” MWAH

Mmmm the episode 4 fuck montage highlighting how they measure their relationship as the rare occasions of meeting up like special occasions versus hypothetical season 2 angst montage showing how they now measure their time by periods of absence and waiting between reunions. They're seeing each other more often but the distance and time between begins to hold more weight than the time together

yesyesyes exactly and how jacob tierney said season one is meant to be a series of memories, how all they remember from the ccm shoot is laughing with each other or all they remember from draft day is the gym together. what they remember most from this period is the distance and time spent missing each other

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Post TLG Shane and Ilya have to stay with Yuna and David for a few days because the repairs to the cottage weren’t finished by the time the season ended. The first night, Shane tries to initiate sex but Ilya shuts him down. Shane is worried that something is wrong but Ilya is like “You’re too loud, they’ll hear” and Shane spends the next 10 minutes trying to convince Ilya he’ll be quiet (“I’ll be quiet. I’ll suck on your fingers to keep quiet, Ilya.”). Meanwhile, down the hall, Yuna and David are having the exact same argument (“No, David. You’ve been so loud since Shane moved out. The boys will hear.” “…I can’t make noise if you sit on my face.”)