Gods & Demons

So why not make a small, independent-level movie with Clint Barton. Get a cool young director, give it a modest budget, just have Clint somehow coming to be the owner of an apartment building in Brooklyn. And Barton, who in the MCU is used to being a spy and fighting in war zones, suddenly has to defend a whole building of ordinary people from a gang of tracksuit wearing douches.

And amongst the building’s tenants is Kate Bishop, an Avengers fan girl who is so excited to meet Clint. Except then she does meet him and she’s not that impressed. But she still hangs out in his apartment everyday for some reason? Probably because the dude who helped save New York from aliens also tries to put knives in a toaster to fish out burnt bread.

(“God, Clint! You can’t put a knife in a futzing toaster! You’re gonna blow the whole building up before those tracksuit yahoos get a chance to.”

“Why are you ALWAYS in my home, Kate?!”)

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