Isopod’s Nonsense Vault

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Come on now, we know Sir John isn’t gonna make it through this bracket 🤣 We all saw him hollering and blundering around the ice like a blind baby deer. Not fast, not stealthy. He would be zero fun to hunt, it would be so easy as to be completely unsporting and pointless. If he was a wild animal, he’d be so desperate to be domesticated that all you’d have to do is wave a packet of biscuits and waft a cup of a tea in his direction and he’d be begging for a belly rub 🤦🏻‍♀️

james fitzjames, best walker in the service, so you know it would be great sporting fun to chase after him and he'd give you a proper challenge? james fitzjames, most beautiful man in the royal navy who would look SO good terrified out of his mind and flushed with the exertion of running and all vulnerable with his leg caught in a bear trap or whatever? all this and you don't vote for him??

Cornelius could kill me. Billy breaks easily. Etc.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

Official cannibalism post

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."