SAMMY! THEY TURNED ME INTO A TUMBLR PROFILE!!

he’s going to keep crashing planes until someone actually likes his jokes guys

Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again

this summer delainey hayles and bailey bass play the narrator and tyler durden

He will be fucked and cloned

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea