unrestrained summer fun

unfortunately the english were incapable of making it greenwich nicies time

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

camera shutters kind of sound like taking a bite of a crisp apple because a camera takes a bite of the light in the air

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i dont have a vent account because havihn to see me crash out every once in a while is just a part of the experience that comes with being my mutual

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

my super sustainable bmw