Mashy Mash

This was the inevitable outcome of these devices btw

we said since literally day 0 of this shit that this would be the planned outcome, they called us crazy.

Dinosaurs were so naughty santa was forced to send them his biggest peice of coal

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

y'all are tagging posts like recipe website commenters

please just ":3" for once in your life.

Not to be a drooling socialist cuck, but if a full day's labour can't purchase three square meals, 24 hour's worth of rent and utilities, a fraction of a month's clothing budget, and a reasonable portion to be saved for when you can no longer comfortably work, what the fuck are we doing shit for