Water on the thirsty soil

In the "episode" I dreamed about, she was going to fish in some huge drainage pipe that was draining the flooding from rain collecting some gigantic abandoned mall, and the pipe was like a rapids. She started demonstrating the site and the fishing gear and explaining what she was going to do. The whole time she was doing this however she was standing on the back of a nearly naked super hot twink planking in the water just super ready to go. Like he had been training his whole life for this moment. She rode this guy's back down the rapids like a damn surfboard. The whole time, not a single soul acknowledged him at all except for granny, who would yell "Jump, Christopher!!" and he'd leap gracefully out of the water like a planking dolphin over a pipe or a grate or whatever. When she got to the bottom, she emptied out her basket and showed all the fish she caught and a lot of them were super deformed and the rest of the dream was granny getting really freaked out by all the horrors of fish deformity.