“waitress” (2007) starters
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.
“I can’t have coffee, it’s on the ‘bad food’ list.”
“You are inches away from being fired, missy.”
“Get back to work, we’ve got customers!”
“Truth is, as long as you can carry a tray and fill a pie tin, I don’t care if you give birth while doing it.”
“If I had a penny for everything I love about you, I would have many pennies.”
“I don’t think we could write that on the menu board.”
“Well, I’m off to [place]. To deliver a baby. Because that’s what I do.”
“It’s all over the fuckin’ house! In cabinets, in drawers, under chairs, in closets! Money hidden all over my house!”
“I don’t expect much. I don’t get much, I don’t give much.”
“I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something?”
“I’m almost five months pregnant.”
“Oh, just try firing me, you old bucket of cheese.”
“Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I’m drunk…”
“Maybe you’re not such a bad guy after all.”
“I just want to make sure we’re clear about one thing.”
“I hope someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness to it.”
“I can’t have no affair because it’s wrong – and I don’t want [name] to kill me.”
“I want drugs. I want massive amounts of drugs. I want the maximum legal limit of drugs.”
“After everything I’ve done for you, you go and hide money from me?”
“I don’t love you, [name]. I haven’t loved you for years.”
“You’re definitely pregnant.”
“You having a secret from me tears me up.”
“Don’t you go loving that baby too much.”
“If you haven’t noticed, my right boob is way up here in Maine and my left boob is danglin’ down here in Florida.”
“All my life, all I’ve wanted to do is run away.”
“You’re the only person that ever belonged to me.”
“I was addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone.”
“If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I’ll enjoy doin’ it.”
“Many of the people I’ve met are not worth meeting. Many of the things that happened are not worth living through.”
“What do you want me to say?”
“They are poems that just occur to him on the spot.”
“I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes.”
“I generally enjoy whatever comes along.”
“Well, that’s not a funny joke. You got this new baby here, you shouldn’t be making jokes like that…”
“We were having an affair. I just ended it.”
“You having a secret from me tears me up.”
“I wouldn’t trade places with her.”
“What kind of a doctor are you?!”
“Oh, I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others.”
“You know, there was a diner in the town where I grew up, and there was this waitress. I had a mad crush on her.”
“I don’t want you to save me. I don’t need to be saved.”
“Say something sexy, baby, something nasty.”
“I want you the hell out of my life. You are never to touch me, ever again; I am done with you.”
“Calm down, you psychotic ape!”
“You ask a serious question, I’ll give you a serious answer.”
“I mean, when you call yourself a happy man, do you really mean it?”
“I do stupid things when I’m drunk. Like sleep with my husband.”
