MST3K: Santa Clause vs the Martians Starters
“We’re going out the old fashioned way.”
“Get the spiders off of me!”
“Everything I know I learned in kindergarten.”
“You’re the biggest toy I’ve ever seen.”
“We don’t want to hurt you Santa Claus, so you’re going to come along quietly.”
“That spaceship must be way bigger on the inside.”
“Desperate problems require desperate deeds.”
“Those children mustn’t reach Santa Claus!”
“Winky is in charge of our space department.”
“Tonight I’m a space pirate!”
“They never learn to have fun!”
“I want to see Santa Clause some more.”
“Nobody was prepared for the robot holocaust.”
“Mars used to be the planet of war!”
“Merry Christmas now get me the Scotch.”
“Information is fed into their minds in a constant stream.”
“We’re over a city of some kind.”
“We leave for Earth tonight!”
“There are hundreds of Santa Clauses!”
“Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.”
“What is tender loving care?”
“It’s the middle of Septober.”
“Santa Claus is in all of us!”
“I have seen this coming for centuries.”
“The chief’s gonna be awful mad if he finds out about this.”
“I didn’t know the military had a study hall.”
“The children must be allowed to be children.”
“Gentlemen, we all can’t be the Honey Nut Cheerios honey bee.”
“You wrote a Christmas song?”
“There’s only one real Santa Claus and he’s at the north pole.”
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