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She is my scrunkly......

Please assist me, wise friends. Last week, I received a letter from my beloved Fiancee, whom we shall call 'Mary'. In it, she professed Outrage as to some 'unspeakably indecorous' behavior I had committed, and declared that our engagement was at an end. Having not the slightest Idea what she meant, I jumped on my horse and rode through the rain to her house to beg for an Audience and clear up any misunderstandings.

Alas, she would not see me. Her brother "John" (M23), a close friend of mine, took me into the parlor to explain the Situation: He professed his own Responsibility, for he had warned Mary of certain indiscretions he suspected me of, including secret assignations with another friend of ours, "G----", who had recently accompanied us on a hunt, and whom I may have shared a (shall we say) brotherly kiss in the woods when I thought we were alone (even though G---- is rather a dull fellow in all other respects).

I was enormously embarrassed, as you might imagine, and I attempted to deny all such Accusations, but John claimed he only had Mary's best interests at heart and that he believed that both she and I would do better if we "followed our hearts the way they truly pointed." I confess I got rather heated and directed some shameful Invective towards him, which seemed to surprise him. As I stormed out of the house and got on my horse, I happened to look up, and I saw Mary in the window, locked in an Intimate Clinch with her lady's maid!!

I went straight home and wept well past supper, when the butler brought me the evening post, including a letter from John, explaining that he he had not explained himself well, that he was of my "inclination" and that he had carried a tendre for me these many years.

Truly I have never thought of John as anything but a Friend and the Dear Brother of my fiancee, and I did not suspect him of being a fellow man of That Sort. Well, now that I know, I confess that he is a sight more pleasant to be around than G----, not to mention more handsome, generally likeable, and an all-round Good Egg.

However, I feel certain Reservations, including my hurt and offense towards Mary for such a needless and unfeeling breaking of our Engagement when we could have had such a mutually beneficial Arrangement. I confess that there is a wicked and vengeful part of me that finds the idea of seeing where things go with her brother rather appealing, and that part of me would otherwise have no other Outlet. There is also a part of me that finds John rather appealing on his own merit.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.