is he stupid?

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

I love that every artist at DC seems to want a turn drawing the Barry and Wally hug from Wally's return. They should keep letting them do that.

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you