Stole Fried Chicken from Kentucky itself

If someone says they made food with “a lot of love”, it’s butter. And garlic. (source)

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

That’s it that’s Aang. Character establishment complete in 0.5 seconds, zero lines, and one (1) *ding*.

I’m loving Dante Basco’s prototype Zuko voice

CASSANDRA

Whet

Whæt

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

fuckin karen cop crying about her being scared that mcdonalds employees were poisoning her fucking mcmuffin because they took too long making it during breakfast rush hour give me a fuckin break

honest to fucking christ if you’re so fucking unhinged that you make a video of you sobbing for 2 minutes because you think fucking slow mcdonalds service is a plot against your life then you shouldn’t be given a fucking gun

whats even worse now is that fucking lunatic “BACK THE BLUE” internet nutjobs have already posted the address and info of that mcdonalds along with the info of people working there so the fucking food service workers who were just doing their goddamn job trying to get this bellowing idiot and other people their food during the busiest time of the day are going to either all get fired or fucking harassed all because this paranoid pig thought they were spending 10 minutes trying to poison her and cried in front of a camera

Nobody’s poisoning your food, but you’re making it real fucking tempting.

Are white ladies like… done yet?

Just found a fic with over 3 million words and 150 kudos 😭

Another one with 3 million words and 38 kudos 😭😭😭 girl i cant

It has almost 1500 chapter and its unfinished im screaming

Just for your information, this is probably not only the longest fanfic ever, it’s the longest piece of fiction ever written. Dead

@thranduilland found something for the next time you're desperate for Thranduil fic

Why is this fandom like this?!?!? Thranduil is my guy, but I do not have the goddamn patience for 4,429,351 words about him in one fucking setting. Oh my goodness!!

the Tolkien fandom goes so fucking hard 

As of June 9th, this one still hasn’t met its target.

Please help if yall can!!!