Wtf you’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs literally I look around me and I see it isn't so

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

everyone has to do housework, and there is something to be said about learning to enjoy it. in the olden times, women would sing and share stories while working. now, we can listen to music, sing, dance, listen to podcasts, call friends to keep us company. it is something that has do be done anyway, and it is worth learning how to take joy in it, find peace and satisfaction in it. it will always be just an annoying, endless chore if we will go into it with that mentality, trying to get it over with as fast as possible, but it doesnt have to be. housework, and especially the preparation of food, is a part of living and ought to be done with some sense of peace and love and patience in the heart, even though it is meticulous.

got asked “why are you open on Easter Sunday?” by a very angry woman at work today…my literal sister in christ it’s because you are also here

if you think that god doesn’t want people to sell jeans today then ma’am perhaps you should not be buying jeans today

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

what is that thing

I wonder if you could make a spectrum of qualitative titles going from Ivan the Terrible to Suleiman the Magnificent

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma