you are light

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

trying to not notice incel terminology becoming mainstream and slipping into everything, for my own sanity

the daily log in bonus for opening tumblr is seeing my friensd and their posts 👍