you are light

(clutching my side) ARGH! they shot me!! *Pulls my hand away to reveal pink glittery gel pen ink*

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

always good to have friends who are at least 5 years older than you and friends who are at least 5 years younger than you. being the youngest person you know will make you feel like an inexperienced child who knows nothing of the world. being the oldest person you know will make you feel like the joker.

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

trying to not notice incel terminology becoming mainstream and slipping into everything, for my own sanity

the daily log in bonus for opening tumblr is seeing my friensd and their posts 👍