fat werewolf with pronouns, and huge cock

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

taking the chicken sandwich out of the bag and fucking it before even pulling out of the drive-through

"based on your likes" and it's some shit that I don't like

I have GOT to stop spending $30

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all