i think not only should we bulldoze all those massive cemeteries between queens and brooklyn but we should throw the bones into the ocean. to dishonor them for what they have done to the city. greenwood can stay its basically a park
I think we can find the Centrist Compromise here - build massive apartment buildings on top of them all and then relocate the remains into an altar in each new unit where the ghosts of the dead can serve as a guardian spirit against intruders and/or rent increases. They can stay, they just gotta work like everyone else!
Alternative Centrist Compromise: Treat the graveyards as parks. They're already big vast grassy fields. Let people actually use them for picnics, recreation, and so on.
Radical take: If the ball rebounds off a headstone with a name matching the player who sent the ball, a score recorded in the current play is doubled.
Alternative hot take: If a player or the ball touches a headstone (even one set in the playing field) it's a foul.
