just a simple girl, in a high-tech digital world

"Andy was enamoured and obsessed with Miranda..."

Meryl just "changed" our ship name! 😜

Welcome to MirAndréa Global tour.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

2,948,374 under 10 kudos

She’s not very talkative, but she gives me silent glares of judgment a lot.

When I’m being too emotional, she gets me back on the right track with just a single wince.

And when I get it right, she rewards me with the best treat and it gets me going.