half agony, half hope.

paddington bear and the muppets are real people

tbh twissy would be in the vault watching tom and jerry and the doctor wld b like "this is upsetting me lets watch something else" and missy would go "the answer was already no but im wayyyy happier about saying it now 😁" then the the doctor would stand up and say "you realize that between us you're the cat and im the mouse?" and THAT would instantly make missy sternly point at the door and say "out" and when he rolls his eyes and doesn't listen she very mindfully and demurely throws a chair across the room about it.

I’m not perfect but at least I’ve never sent a mean anon

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

i think we all need to be more comfortable w unfollowing and/or blocking people. obviously if u consider someone a friend its a little different, but if even if you're mutuals with someone if having them on your dash is causing stress then its okay to break the mutualship

i think ao3 should have a feature like an anonymous kudos but instead of kudos its "i jorked it to completion" and you can leave as many of these as you want and obviously authors would opt-in to this feature on a per-fic basis but like. i want the stats, you know.

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.