half agony, half hope.

You guys are right about every little sister but one, who will be taking the Emperor’s side…

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

the ONLY time i want to hear your voice is when it is LIFTED IN SWEET SWEET HARMONY with THREE OTHER MEN. hop to it!

three years ago travis kelce waltzed into arrowhead stadium hoping to ask taylor swift out with a friendship bracelet and failed and now three years later they are married. what the hell

genuinely i don’t think it’s possible to easily explain the explicit part of online friendships to people who don’t Understand. i don’t mean like, explicit in the sense of “oh you’re sexting” or whatever. no. i mean when you and your friend start gleefully making up explicit sexual scenarios for your shared blorbos and you get giddier and giddier as you add more detail and you’ll be grinning at your screen as you type away at mach speeds. and it’s entirely nonsexual in an interpersonal sense, you’re not really getting Into it, but ohhhhh it’s soooooo fun and satisfying. and you can NEVER tell someone who doesn’t also do this that your mood is actively improved like fivefold because you and your friend played Sexual Tuoys together because they’ll go “what the FUCK.”