Worms Be Wild

That is to say use anything I post at your own leisure!

and so its always here, here is a redbubble link when something is silly enough to be a sticker! lemme know if theres anything Ive drawn youd like as a sticker and we shall see!

And here is my Ao3

I talk in circles,

I watch for signals

For a clue - Mercury, Sleeping At Last

Not... something a clone trooper cadet would own or wear.

(≖ - ≖) who...? ( ≖ - ≖)(≖ - ≖ ) who GAVE him that? (You?) (No, I could've sworn it was you...) like? At SOME point? Between Squeeks and his squad getting cursed and them TAKING OVER THE GOVERMENT? This child has Obtained A Fancy Bow™. It's not a major concern, the dead Sith Chancellor is, but like....

For THAT matter? Where are your squad mates Chancellor? Huh? We know they can't have gone far. This whole ass crazy thing was a TEAM effort. *squats down to eye level* where's the TEAM, you lil shit. <(≖ - ≖)>

*click*

!!?

*a comically smol tooka with a gun too big for them and a badge that says Secret Security stands behind me* *GASP!* >:3🔪 (O.O )

his bow is actually from the less then dear and def departed chancellor palpatine.

he is no puppet leader but like fomo and being spoiled are his biggest weaknesses, Fox is very skilled in the art of manipulating little brothers and very skilled in manipulating chancellors.

You'd think Squeaks would stand no chance against Fox but Fox isnt prepared for how much Squeaks own agenda makes no sense to Fox thus he cant predict it and thus Squeaks is a unpredictable and has gotten the jump on Fox.

isn't leaking information to the seperatists side unlike a certain someone

is a trained in military things unlike a certain someone

has a top tier negotiator/translator available

squeaks of course wants to end the war to stop the sacrifices of his brothers and suffering of civilians caught in the crossfire but it's mostly so his favorite chair (obi wan's lap/arms) is more readily available, as long as the war is going on obi wan is too competent to keep on coruscant for long stretches of time

being chancellor squeak's jedi advisor/chair is the first time in obi-wan's time as a jedi that he's gotten something that resembles a vacation

palpatine, in the meantime, falls off a high building and breaks his neck in the fall and then explodes with dark energy, freaking everyone out and prompting the jedi to do some ritual to make sure palpatine's spirit moves on and can never return

no chancellor squeaks didn't trip palpatine, how dare you accuse the supreme commander chancellor (emperor) of such a thing!

This a PR statment written by Shaak Ti.

truthfully that tiny ball of lint is just over it, like a child whos had enough of being outside he would like to go inside NEOW and everyone else has to go inside because he doesn't want anyone doing this anymore!

Pocket sized son, what will he do? Nothing for he is in pocket jail

....well, fuck it. They can fix at least ONE of these things?

*walks up to a guy with a very bemused jedi following them, rapidly smacks at the Jedi's shins to be picked up, is held up in the guys face so they can Threaten the guy PROPERLY* "listen here you lil shit, I MAY BE a tooka, but-" >:( 🔪

this is reliant on the idea that tarre viszla could have been stewjoni and the idea that stewjoni runts tend to resemble one another

You gonna come into my dm's and say a stewjon runt is only "seen" every One thousand years?

Because thats funny if you dont look to hard at the implication that maybe more runts were killed or didn't make it long enough to BE seen.

P A N I C

Fives? First impulse? Is to fuckin SMASH his comm, grab the cats, and GO! He is in SO much trouble and he CANT, nay, WON'T(!) let the Republic decommission them! And like... it's only several hours and five hundred false trails later that he looks down into the worried faces of the jedi tooka he's kidnapped and realizes... oh yeeeeah. They don't DO that to jedi. I should probably just give them ba-*every screen lights up with "have you seen this clone?" And a murderous looking Alpha-17 on it going full Taken (I have a Particular Set Of Skills, Vod. When I FIND YOU-)*

Like? *cold sweat* ha ha... m-maaaaybe we first get you guys UN-cursed! Or go on the run! Forever! (Oh Force, I'm gonna die.)

Do you WANT to kill Fives again?

Putting Fives and Alpha-17 on active mission together? like trying to ductape two magnets with opposite charge to each other! And in front of kenobi! Embarrassment! Unacceptable!!

Alpha-17 will sign the warranty to hunt that brat DOWN. Send Fox.

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