just your average trash

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

i'm rooting for every single one of you btw