Honkie Please

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

just did a tarot pull it said I'm gonna get my dick sucked and that everyone loves me

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

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this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

that one post that ends with “john waters think he the hamburglar” is the best post in existence. i just call it the john waters post because sam levinson and ryan murphy arent even part of it for me.