vince meat

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

thanks

you’re welcome :) now silence

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∶)

girl are you from tennessee because. theres a lot of pretty people in tennessee

hey

Hi whats up

do you want to go play outside with me

Yeah come on I’m gonna take my shoes off so I can run up the slide

what?

Im gonna run up the slide but I have to take my shoes off to do it because my sneakers don’t have enough grip on em

woah hey free sneakers

Hey don’t touch those those are mine

i dont think im fitting in at tumblr

i want to start being homeblogged

thinking about my moms youtube playlists

Tiktok thirst trap of a shirtless guy in Central Park but inexplicably the twin towers are still there in the background despite it being recorded and posted 3 days ago

If you watch South Park you are a loser, no exceptions

I’m a big fucking loser then cause I religiously watch this shit every day 😂

Yes

Welp guess I'm a loser then

Yes

guy who snaps his fingers and says "thats it!" whenever he comes up with a solution to a problem

guy who hops up and says "eureka!" when he knows what to do

guy who has a lightbulb appear over his head when he has an idea

am i a funny little guy? no, i am a normal guy i’m just a normal guy