It's a habit.

ok according to my calculations we are absolutely rocketing through tumblr 2011 which means in three weeks we’ll hit 2013 and it’ll be the Les Mis revival who’s with me

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

i (big baller) am wondering if anyone here smokes weed (narcotic)

6. I make alcohol and I am faster than any lawman

7. goin to hell, made a banger song about it

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

I think cars are too normalized in this society that we live in. Because the concept of them is so weird. I think everyone on the road just forgot that they’re blasting around a 3000 pound chunk of metal at inhuman speeds. Maybe be a little safer about it? Maybe don’t tailgate people? Maybe stop at crosswalks when there are people crossing?

People really tailgate so pettily and pointlessly even though that shit (which once again accomplishes nothing) causes the most rear end accidents.... cringe

not every goddamn person needs a personal car. they just don't. it's not practical to have billions of people in weapons they don't respect as such.

your vibes m’lord………

Check them for me, court jester

(faint jingling, followed by a loud thud)

KING👏SHIT👏

malcolm in the middle? more like malcolm as a bottom

OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB

What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium? 

Allegra Chicken

This post is absolutely incomprehensible

Shrek(2001)