Just let me rule you

spices should not expire. I don't have that kinda money and you are flavor in a bottle. relax.

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

Baten Kaitos faithful we did it

i think true love is doing the laundry for your partner when they are too tired & getting them some water & peeling a clementine for them

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

We’re still here.

who said that

all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie

Was it revenge for the braids?

you can lead a horse to water. but watch out