invisibleperiwinkle

For speed runners, this is canon.

im late but happy birthday twilight princess 🐺🗡️

percabeth with inside jokes because they know everything about each other because they grew up together. Percabeth who saw each other through their worst teenage phases. Percabeth who did those dumb internet trends for shits and giggles, who play pranks on Grover or Jason or Clarisse or whoever. Percabeth who do dramatic re-enactments and pretend to have blow out fights for the drama just to mess with people. Percabeth who spent so long jokingly proposing to each other, even before they were dating because people kept commenting on them working well as a couple, to the point where neither really propose when they’re being for real, they just agree to it one day and tell everyone. Percabeth who argue about planning the wedding because they love each other and are just as excited for the wedding as each other but their first instinct is to argue, as it has been since they were 12 years old. Percabeth who put the most random inside jokes into their vows that only they and maybe Grover find funny. Percabeth who are completely on the same wavelength but not because of soulmates but because they just know each other and love knowing each other.

so yeah. my girl is happily a passenger princess, but in the sense of she might be paying more attention to the road than the driver, and will say “you didn’t fully stop at the stop sign”, “you forgot your turn signal”, etc. but you will never catch my girl behind a wheel.

It reminds me of myself too, because I hate driving.

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath