oh no

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it

aw hell

"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

girl you've been running through my mind all day

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

girls will literally be crucified and keep living

I will never write anything this great in my life.

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

I'll do it for you, creamy

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

Please….you must remember. Youre the only one who can stop him