hands learn more than minds do

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

jews are often de-centered from many circumstances and movements and situations that actually do quite concern us, but the craziest has to be The actual holocaust. and modern-day nazism. hey guys? if the people in your circles constantly downplay the role of antisemitism in the holocaust and nazism i think you might want to rethink those circles. maybe talk to some jews, especially ones not in your circles. perhaps open a book rec list you reblogged back in early 2023 when the harry potter game came out and it was briefly cool to speak out against antisemitism. but don’t get too wild now!

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

i love a show that gives ME what i want. not the audience. im not the audience. im specialer than the audience. i have wants that are better than the audience. yeah. i said it. im better at watching television than most people. i get what i want and if i dont then the show is bad. write this down.

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together